In my first pet story, I didnât properly introduce myself. My name is Slimeball. I am a Pet Detective and your narrator. Unlike most pets, I have no cat master, meaning I can do and go as I please. This seems to make some cats nervous, as so few pets are under their own agency. I am not sure why no cat claimed me as an egg, but the more I learn, the happier I am about it, even if it is lonely sometimes.